I’ve been Dani

by jacopo_giustarini

30 Comments

  1. imissmolly1

    So proud of my one star. “Guy in a yellow shirt was studiously indifferent! Refused to serve our party.” In the middle of someone else’s wedding!

  2. TheMtnMonkey

    I bet her other tables were happy they left

  3. APe28Comococo

    I got a 1 star on Chili’s internal survey for refusing to serve someone that was wasted on arrival, we offered to pay for a cab from Longmont to Fort Collins. They refused, left, and got in their car and I called the cops. The review was used as evidence against them in what was apparently their 12th DUI. Corporate used the review in a training video. I got a free entree…

  4. whatsbobgonnado

    like the waitress had a headache and a screaming baby was exacerbating it, or the mom has clairvoyance and knows that her baby has a headache?

  5. Marilyn1618

    Thanks Dani for sparing all the other guests a headache.

  6. I can’t seem to face up to the facts
    I’m tense and nervous and I can’t relax
    I can’t sleep, ’cause my bed’s on fire
    Don’t touch me, I’m a real live wire

    ***Child*** killer, qu’est-ce que c’est?
    Fa-fa-fa-fa, fa-fa-fa-fa, far better
    Run-run, run-run-run away
    Oh-oh-oh

  7. IronMermaiden

    We used to print out the bad reviews and tape them to the wall behind the register. Coincidentally, it’s also where we put all the notes asking for the wait staffs phone numbers.

  8. NorthDay8781

    That’s sick. I once dated someone who got a bad review on facebook of all places. There was a couple that was all over each other, seat splitting the booth (uni town, crappy little bar). They tipped poorly, the server came back and showed it (the tip) to the kitchen – he said “ooh give me their dirty cum money” and they apparently heard him from the bathroom area near our rear exit.

    His manager laughed it off and said “maybe be quieter when talking shit, we have an open kitchen, after all” or something to that effect.

  9. Sea_Negotiation_1871

    What kind of a monster doesn’t hide their discomfort to appease strangers?!?!

  10. imasterbake

    I got a one star at the place I currently work because I couldn’t accept a coupon as he had already used it elsewhere. He even lied and said I charged him for extra veggies; there’s not even a button for that.

  11. I bought $100 worth of whistles to hand out to unruly children when they left my brewery. If your kids are going to annoy my customers, I promise they’ll be annoying you all the way home.

  12. imissmolly1

    Thanks for the ups it was a very proud moment. Told her I hoped her “Wedding Coordinator did the same for her at her ceremony.

  13. Delicious_Sand_7198

    I love how absolutely unhinged she looks. Wouldn’t mess with Dani lmao.

  14. magidowergosum

    Used to work at a place where the official FOH staff shirts had the best 1 star reviews printed on the back.

  15. UncleSeminole

    I give Dani ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ for that shirt!!

  16. Fast_Needleworker822

    I got a one star review once for forcibly ejecting a customer after he repeatedly made inappropriate comments to an underage waitress. Bro called me a bitch on Yelp.

  17. National_Pace8273

    I got a one star, and described as having the personality of a Rottweiler, when someone asked me for scones, which we didn’t have. As she was walking out, she saw a tray of biscotti, and she said
    Oh, you have scones! They’re right over there” I tried to explain to her a scone and a biscotti are 2 different things, for 20 minutes. She didn’t bother listening to me.

  18. benjamminam

    “Don’t bother to go with kids.” Fuck off, you went with a baby, you twat. Leave it at home, nobody wants to be around a fussing baby. Especially if it belongs to a stranger.

    Don’t take your babies anywhere you don’t have to. We all have to listen to them on airplanes, but anywhere else against our will is just selfish on your part if you subject us to that.

  19. _Sovaz99_

    Dani looks like she is straight out of Hocus Pocus and I mean that as a huge compliment. Is her last name Sanderson? It should be. Dani looks like trouble in the best way. She even has a widows peak. Dani knows what to do with troublesome brats. All hail Dani!

  20. NegativeCold0

    She requested and the manager obliged. Dani isn’t the problem